When you think of the show "America's Got Talent," I imagine you think of some singing hopefuls along with a few of those acts we used to see on "The Ed Sullivan Show" when we were kids. I'm not sure anyone in America is ready for "The Human Fountains," who not only project a wide variety of fluids from their mouths, including water, ketchup, mustard, and even raw eggs, but they all swallow the stuff their fellow "fountains" spit out. Still not completely grossed out? Good. We are a lot alike.