It's pretty much a given that Madonna had to have a pretty interesting life growing up to become what she was when she first broke out over 35 years ago (gulp!). This video was made by a classmate of Madge's named Wyn Cooper from high school back in Michigan, who says the two hung out together in Wyn's car, listening to music and smoking pot.
This video, in case you need a translation, shows Madonna cracking an egg and letting it dribble in her mouth, followed a third girl (I believe ) who cracks an egg on the bikini-clad Material Mom's bare tummy. It probably won't win an Oscar, but it will probably get a few zillion views on YouTube. Enjoy.